Rob Has Needs, Too
For instance:
Rob needs a job.
Rob needs a hero.
Rob needs your support and donations.
Rob needs Net Clued Lawyer, urgently.
[H]andsome [R]ob needs a home.
Rob needs credit for steeping up and fighting the biggest guy on the show!
Rob needs physically restraining to keep him off Vikki.
Rob needs to have a party in his honor!
ROB NEEDS TO SHUT HIS GOB.
Rob... needs a haircut.
Rob needs help badly!
Rob needs a refresher as to the meaning of purjury.
Rob needs to move his legs and he prefers to do such with a lady dance partner in his arms.
Apparently Rob does not want or need the help he asked for repeatedly in letters I have and I have other things I need to do so that is fine with me.
(Stolen from Susan.)