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"Them critics better stop drinking coffee." --Miles Davis

Monday, February 27, 2006

Ain't Sayin' He's a Gold Digger

But he ain't messin' with no broke Sumerian high priestesses.

The world's oldest love poem was in the news--yes, a week or two ago, give me a break, please, I just started this thing--and it's... well... you be the judge.

You've heard of the 1,000-year-old man? Meet the 6,000-year-old player:

Bridegroom, dear to my heart,
Goodly is you beauty, honeysweet,
Lion, dear to my heart,
Goodly is your beauty, honeysweet.
You have captivated me, let me stand tremblingly before you.
Bridegroom, I would be taken by you to the bedchamber,
You have captivated me, let me stand tremblingly before you.
Lion, I would be taken by you to the bedchamber.
Bridegroom, let me caress you,
My precious caress is more savoury than honey,
In the bedchamber, honey-filled,
Let me enjoy your goodly beauty,
Lion, let me caress you,
My precious caress is more savoury than honey.
Bridegroom, you have taken your pleasure of me,
Tell my mother, she will give you delicacies,
My father, he will give you gifts.
Your spirit, I know where to cheer your spirit,
Bridegroom, sleep in our house until dawn,
Your heart, I know where to gladden your heart,
Lion, sleep in our house until dawn.
You, because you love me,
Give me pray of your caresses,
My lord god, my lord protector,
My Shu-Sin, who gladdens Enlil's heart,
Give my pray of your caresses.

Your place goodly as honey, pray lay (your) hand on it,
Bring (your) hand over like a gishban-garment,
Cup (your) hand over it like a gishban-sikin-garment.

You can't front on that! But I did have to chuckle at the part about "Tell my mother, she will give you delicacies", which seems to date it slightly. I'm trying to picture the scene:

"Good morning, ma'am, I've taken my pleasure of your daughter--now gimme some candy!"

Sunday, February 26, 2006

Nature Is Chaos, Murder and Whale Sharks Eating Shrimp from Your Shorts

All right, so I know this isn't exactly cutting-edge timely, but my pal Theo lent me his DVD of Jackass: The Movie. I hadn't seen much of the show before watching this (I've watched two half-hour sessions while riding my exercise bike so far--good workout video distraction, I have to say).



You know how the political spectrum is said to wrap around, so that the extreme far-left and the extreme far-right practically bump into each other? Jackass makes me think the same can be said of culture--this stuff is so lowbrow, it's practically highbrow. Johnny Knoxville and company's level of commitment is pretty amazing, and it puts me in mind of my comments on Werner Herzog, below.

But not even Werner Herzog has gotten himself shot in the abdomen, like Knoxville did in the movie.

Oh, wait, yes he has!

"Not a significant bullet."

Bear Necessities

So, you want to know what the last best movie I saw was? Thanks for asking.



I rented Grizzly Man a couple of weeks ago, and I liked it so much I bought the company--er, I mean, the DVD. It's en route from Amazon, and I can't wait to watch it again.

Poor ol' deluded Timothy Treadwell. Got eaten by a bear. But while that's the grisly hook that drags you into the film, it's far from the point. Because while he was deluded in the specifics--that is, he thought bears were his friends, and that he was their protector from the human society he had largely rejected--in more general terms, how different was he from anyone? Because I think the movie is really about how people search for meaning, and a place, in a chaotic and meaningless world. When I say "meaningless", I mean that it's meaningless in a vacuum, on its own. Whatever meaning we perceive is given to it by us.

Treadwell speaks in the film of his troubled life, his alcoholism and his failures with relationships. He says the animals saved him by being his friend. And the reason he lives with the bears, he says, is to be their friend, by protecting them from poachers and other humans. And he speaks of the good he is doing, and how important this work is. But, of course, most of this is in his own mind.

Most of the comments about the film that I've seen, in reader reviews on Amazon and so on, seem to say that Treadwell is a fool and got what he deserved for being so dumb. Well, I wouldn't totally disagree. I mean, I don't think anyone "deserves" to be killed so horribly--but he was, in a sense, asking for it. But isn't he still just an extreme example of a universal phenomenon? All of us want to feel we live meaningful lives, all of us want to feel we have a place in the world. And how many of us, if we try to step back and be objective, can say that we do meaningful work?

Actually, I think some of the hostility I've seen toward him in these comments is because people recognize on some level that there's something universal about aspects of his story, as presented in the film (which I mention because we only see about an hour of the 90 or so hours of film he shot--clearly there's editing at work, and a purpose to that editing--more on that in a moment). It's like laughing at those Darwin Awards, laughing at people who die stupidly. Why is it funny? I think it has something to do with fear of mortality, and the hope that maybe if we don't do such stupid things, we won't die, or at least we'll die with dignity. Which is another form of trying to find order in a random world.

Gee, I didn't really intend to get this deep in my first hour of blogging.

Anyway, Grizzly Man has really turned me on to its director, Werner Herzog. I had (fairly recently) seen his Aguirre: The Wrath of God and Fitzcarraldo, both great films with some unforgettable images, but it wasn't until I saw Grizzly Man that I really connected with his work. But then, it was so much so, that I actually just got a box set of his films with the actor Klaus Kinski, which includes Aguirre and Fitzcarraldo. I watched one of the films today, a documentary called My Best Fiend, about Herzog's relationship with Kinski. Interesting enough on its own terms, but mainly it has really gotten me lubed up for the rest of the box.



I also watched Burden of Dreams, which is a documentary by Les Blank about the filming of Fitzcarraldo. This is a must-see as well, if you liked Fitzcarraldo. It shows the lengths Herzog went to to make the film, which were, let us say, not insignificant. A smaller example of what makes Herzog so great is in the short film (included on the Burden of Dreams Criterion DVD) Werner Herzog Eats His Shoe. He had challenged Errol Morris to make his own great first film, Gates of Heaven, by offering to eat his own shoe if Morris could get it done. And he made good on the promise at the Gates premiere at Berkeley, after cooking a pair with onions, garlic and hot sauce. As he scissors apart the tough leather into bite-sized chunks, he puts the same challenge to the audience: follow your dreams, don't be scared, you can do anything you put your mind to. Just do it. He makes a point of saying, too, that the shoes he cooked are the same ones he had been wearing when he made the bet. He could have bought a newer, softer pair to eat, he says, but that just wouldn't be right: "I don't like cowards", he says.



All of which is to say that Herzog is my new hero. And rent Grizzly Man, because it's a great movie and even though most of the footage wasn't shot by Herzog, it has his stamp all over it, in his narration and his editing of Treadwell's footage. And I can't believe it didn't get nominated for Best Documentary at this year's Oscars.

The Obligatory Introduction

[I started this blog yesterday over at myspace, decided today I wasn't totally happy with their functionality, and decided to start over again at Blogger before I got too far in. So, here is my initial post, all over again.]

So (since every blog has to start with a slightly embarassed explanation, right?) I called this blog "startdrinkingcoffee", a play on one of my favorite quotes--which I unfortunately cannot find in whole on the internet at the moment, and will have to look for in my books, and which I probably have hopelessly wrong....

Anyway (if I'm remembering this right), Miles Davis was doing a "blindfold test" in Downbeat magazine, and they played him something by Cecil Taylor. Miles asked, is this what the critics like these days? If so, "them critics better stop drinking coffee."

Since I'll probably spend most of my time here writing about music and books and movies and all of that type of shit, I figured the title fit. Plus I kind of like Cecil Taylor. Plus I love coffee.

So. Hi there!